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Merry Christmas WhereScape 2011 19 Jan ’12

The WhereScape Christmas night out for staff was in Auckland in late December 2011 and kicked off with a few swift “sharpeners” at the very trendy Britomart Country club bar in the afternoon. Luckily there were some other BI bodies from Vodafone there to keep us company before we headed to “Monsoon Poon” in the Viaduct in Auckland. It’s a large Asian fusion restaurant and they didn’t have a table big enough to accommodate the 32 of us who turned up. This got a bit rowdy after three and a half hours of food, cocktails and jugs of beer so we moved on to the even more trendy Snap Dragon bar also in the viaduct. At this stage some of were a little wobbly and had to bluff our way past the ridiculous number of security staff. Apparently some of us also looked a little too scruffy to be allowed in but we all got in eventually. After a few more hours there we finished the night with no style at all at Danny Doolan’s dark, dingy bar until after 3am.

Thanks to all who made the effort to turn up and made it a fun night, especially the Hamilton crew.

In the photos you can see two things:
i) Mike holding one of the longest bills ever at Monsoon Poon. Coincidentally we had all suddenly gone outside at this point so thanks for paying.
ii) The tragic effects of having one too many as a couple of BI Guys do a bit of boy bonding in Snap Dragon.

Happy New Year to all WhereScapers, 2012 will be a great year!

A special farewell to Phillip James Considine 12 Jan ’12

On the 10 January 2012, Phil, who was the Head of Consulting at MIP (WhereScape Master Distributor in Australia), passed away and our thoughts & prayers go out to Gail and the family at this difficult time.

Phil was passionate about his agile business intelligence work and he was instrumental in establishing WhereScape RED in the Australian market.

It was a pleasure to have known him & he will be missed.

Farewell big fella … Perry

Harbour Bridge Bike Ride for MS 12 Dec ’11

Sunday 11 December 2011 was the first time cyclists have been able to ride over the Auckland Harbour Bridge since it opened in 1959. They also got to ride up the Northern Busway. The event was the “Telstra Challenge”. Several thousand people took the opportunity to ride the bridge.

The tough guy option was the 110km (68 mile) race. This was a difficult ride including 1550m of ascent (that’s 5000ft) and finishing at Kumeu show grounds north west of Auckland. Lucky participants got to ride past the front door of New Zealand’s only maximum security prison at Paremoremo then through some great scenery. There was even a 3.5km gravel (lose stone) section just before half way.

The not-so-tough guy option was 15km bike ride equivalent of a “Sunday stroll”. It included a leisurely ride over the harbour bride, a gentle cruise up the busway to Constellation Drive and a gentle roll back down to Shakespeare Road.

All money raised by the event will be used to support the work of the MS Society in Auckland and for MS research. The latest estimate of funds raised is $82000.

William Hayman (fresh from completing the round Lake Taupo 160km race two weeks ago) and Jason Laws both get massive congratulations for completing the 110km race. Super fit Jacob Hendrickx also deserves a mention for getting out of bed earlier than normal on a Sunday to roll his bike over the 15km ride.

The 6am start turned into a 7:15 start for most riders due to an “unknown hold up”. Even the elite professional group (averaging 1% body fat) were left shivering in 25 knot winds waiting to start. Luckily Jason and William were better prepared for the wind than the elite group and quickly warmed up with all the hill climbing. Both agreed it was a harder ride than Taupo (although shorter).

Jason finished in 05:05 on his single speed bike. William, with 20 gears to choose from, was just behind managing an admirable 05:19. There’s a rumour 10% of the 110km starters didn’t finish. After taking the smart option and choosing the untimed “Sunday stroll” ride, Jacob was cited in a cafe in Takapuna at 9am.

Santa(s) Run for Charity – Dec 2011 9 Dec ’11

Being keen supporters of any charity who are prepared to sponsor and organise an event and give away goodie bags, WhereScape had a strong contingent entered in this years “The Great New Zealand Santa Run.

All jokes aside, the KidsCan charity is a fantastic charity that supports disadvantaged Kiwi children.  With at least one in six New Zealand children living in poverty, this was a cause we wanted to raise money for.

KidsCan helps by providing food, school shoes, rain coats and other items to children in lower socio economic areas.  KidsCan assists children in schools where the needs are most acute and provides them with resources to overcome the physical obstacles to education.

 The event itself takes place in 6 locations across New Zealand and we entered the Auckland one, which consisted of a very short, 3km in length, completely flat course in the Viaduct Harbour.  Compared to some of the events we have done we thought this would be a walk in the park but we had forgotten the most difficult thing would be to run on a really hot summer night in a really hot and itchy Santa suit with a beard that was hard to breathe through!

 Last year there were 350 Santas taking part, but this year the numbers were up to 850 which was an amazing sight to see, especially for people dining in the Viaduct.  Despite the Santa suits all being “One size fits all” you can clearly see from the photo that some were a little tighter than others.

“What about the Chicken ?” I hear you ask.  Well, that just happens to the WhereScape CEO and Co Founder, Michael Whitehead.  We are not sure why he chose to run in an outfit that was even hotter than our “super hot” Santa suits (he even added a Santa skirt after the photo was taken), but the crowds loved and cheered the WhereScape “Chicken Man”.  They took some persuading that Mike was actually supposed to be a Christmas Turkey but a great effort.

A great laugh for a great cause and as usual we’ll be looking for even more people next year to take part to see if WhereScape can beat eleven Santas and one chicken, I mean turkey…..

A big thanks to all who took part.

 

Lake Taupo Cycle Challenge – Nov 2011 9 Dec ’11

The Lake Taupo Cycle Challenge is New Zealand’s largest cycling event and the world’s largest cycling relay.  Being a little competitive and big talkers, we all decided to skip the relay and do the “solo” event which is the full 160km anti clockwise circuit of the lake.

Apprehension crept in the night before as the wind woke some of us in the middle of the night, and sure enough by 7.30am the gusts had got even worse.  We seemed to have a headwind for the first 90km (including up hills!) then some side winds then no wind then some more headwinds as we approached the last 20km back into Taupo.  Where was the tailwind we all wondered…..

The highlights were the scenery, the amazing sight of Thousands of cyclists doing an event, the endless hills on the western side of the lake and crossing the finish line.

 This is definitely one event for the “Tough Wall” in the office as it was the hardest event all of us had attempted, physically, mentally and towards the end…..emotionally.

None of us managed to break seven hours, which we all agreed was a very long time to be sitting on a tiny plastic seat.

As usual, congratulations to Stephen Dickens, Wayne Lanting & William Hayman who all finished this gruelling ride.  We’re all looking forward to next year and will hopefully have a larger team!

WhereScape finishers from previous Lake Taupo Cycle Challenge events:  Jason Laws, Scott McKay & Chris Wyllie.

26.2, because 26.3 would be crazy 21 Nov ’11

6.30am, a police escort through the streets of New York; this marathon thing is really going to happen…

It is actually easy for international runners to get into the New York marathon.  You can enter the ballot (around 28,000 spots this year, but there is a bias against international entries), or qualify (currently that would take a 3.10 time for me, moving to 2.58 next year – no chance on that one), but the easiest way is through an accredited travel agent or through a charity.

After missing out on the ballot, I put it out of my mind until I got an email introducing Fred’s Team (Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York).  As far as choosing a charity goes, cancer research was an easy decision, and Sloan-Kettering checked out. Why not combine a run with raising money?

 
Fred’s Team turned out to be superb choice (although admittedly I didn’t look at any others).  They offered guaranteed spots if you raised $3500 or $5000.  I signed up for the $5000 level, but set a goal of $10,000.  What I didn’t realize at the time was how organized and supportive Fred’s Team would be.  As well as the police escort, their buses leave at 6.30am (official transport starts at 5.00am, and with the last wave going at 10.40am, that would be a long wait).  They have a tent at the start village, and a tent at Cherry Hill at the end of the race.  Their support team was amazingly helpful: from answering silly questions in the lead up, to the expo, the pre marathon dinner, the marathon breakfast and the support at the start and finish (not to mention the energetic support on the course). All the interactions with the Fred’s Team were professional, enthusiastic and supportive. 

The fundraising support was more than I could have hoped for.  Together we raised $10,580. My donation page reads like a who’s who of the business intelligence industry.  I can’t thank enough Scott Humphrey, Claudia Imhoff, William McKnight, Jill Dyche (poker star), Simon Arkell, Tamara Dull, Donald Farmer and all the fabulous Pacific BI Summit participants.  Thanks to my anonymous donors, to the WhereScape team, the motley group of mates, our customers and partners:  Paul Glass, Graeme Boag, Doug Barrett, Steve Dickens, Trevor Eastabrook, Nick Lambert, Chris Wylie, Jason Laws and the team at Barclays, Jeremy Rees, Lindsay Esler, Daniel Barnes, Doug Hoogervorst, Stuart Preston, Tony Millar, Gerhardt van der Westhuizen, Peter Newey, Martin Sowter, James Arbuckle, Sandra Lukey, Raphael Klebanov, John Quirk, Perry Sansom, Rob Briscoe, Peter Wogan, Wayne Richmond, Mark Budzinski, Mary Edie Meredith, Martyn Levy and David Morris…you all rock!

   
Each donation was a huge motivation, both to get out there and train and also to ask for more donations.  It is a great feeling to come back from a long run and see that while you were out another donation has come in. 

Training for marathons is hard work.   I ended up doing training runs in Auckland, Taupo, Oregon, California, Colorado, New York, Budapest and Sydney.  I got two plans from Brendon Downey of marathontraining.co.nz, a 12 week marathon plan preceded by a 7 week “get ready for the marathon plan” plan.   I also took the opportunity to eat better, and Jonny from Mission Nutrition had me eating cottage cheese and oatmeal.

It all came together on November 6th. The actual race was tougher than I expected.  I had looked at the elevation charts, and it didn’t look as steep as some of the hills in Auckland.  What I hadn’t really taken account of was where the hills come in.  In Auckland the second half is all flat, in New York there are still hills at 20+ miles, and the finish line is up hill – what’s with that?

Over 47,000 people gathered in the starting village in Staten Island.  I was in the blue start of wave 2, which means running the same course as the pros, but starting at 10.10 (all three start courses join by the 8 mile mark).

First up is the Verranzano bridge, and I can confirm (from observation not participation) that it is not anecdotal: if you are in the green start (lower level) you definitely do not want to run on the outside.  The bridges are the big hills on the course, but none are particularly tough.  You do lose time going up them, but what I hadn’t really contemplated was you don’t make the time up going downhill.  Particularly on the Verranzano Bridge, you run at the pace of the crowd.  You would normally expect to be back on goal time after going up and down a hill, but I found myself behind my goal time right from the start.

The first half marathon is basically in Brooklyn.  Each neigborhood has a distinct feel, with no bigger contrast than Williamsburg which goes from Orthodox Jewish to New York hipster in the space of a block.  Two feet past the seventh light pole on the Pulaski Bridge between Brooklyn and Queens marks the half-way point.  I was still running fine as I passed the sign, but with the time I had lost knew that sub 4 was now my goal.

It was around here I passed the only New Zealand flag I saw on the entire race, but I did chat with two New Zealand runners.  One of them I ran with up the Queensboro Bridge between Queens and Manhattan.  For some reason he was not keen on a long chat.

 
The theory was Felicity could follow me on the Marathon ipad app.  Unfortunately the app never worked so she had to guess when I would run through based on projected times and rumours of a delayed start time.  The technology on the course was a little disappointing.  Clocks are only set up for the first wave.  ASICS set up giant screens where personal messages flash up as you pass over sensors – but they don’t work if a group crosses a sensor pad together.  My plan of live tweeting also didn’t come to fruition (but this may well have been user error).  I had set up some tweets to come out as I passed sensors at key milestones but they only appeared on Facebook (to my eight friends) and not on twitter.

In the end Felicity just waited for me on First Avenue, at around Mile 16.  After a tired wave I veered over to the other side of the street to pick up the support from the cheering section at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Hospital, and they did not disappoint with a noisy reception.  I found this section one of the hardest of the race.  The runners were spread out enough to be able to run at your own pace, but did I have enough in my legs to push at the 18 mile mark?  And it is up hill here!  It may not seem like it when you are in a taxi or walking along, but I can assure you it is uphill.

There still may be some traumatized people around 110th and 1st as I had to stop, strip off and donate my compression top to the streets of New York.  I had underestimated how warm it got, and felt much better running in only one layer.  The crowd thins a bit in Spanish Harlem, and then it is over another bridge into the Bronx.

You are only in the Bronx for a short period of time, and then it is into Harlem.  At this point it was all about survival, not walking, and getting to Central Park.  I am not sure how this works, but it is definately uphill along 5th Avenue as well.

 
The turn into Central Park is a big moment.  At this point you know you can do it.  It is up and down in Central Park.  The section at the bottom of the park when you drop out by the Plaza Hotel and run along to Columbus Circle was another of those tough sections.  You feel like you are there, yet you still have to keep going.  Turning back into Central Park it was all on.  By this time I knew I was pushing the 4 hour mark, so picked up the pace.  At least I thought I did – looking at the times later I did the same split times for the last three miles.

It is superb feeling to head up the hill to the finish line.  I had been warned not to look at your watch as you cross the line (or you are left with a great finishing photo of the top of your head), and ended up fist pumping for the last 20 yards or so.


At the finish of the race you get a heat blanket, finishers pack and of course the medal.  For most it is then a mile long walk to pick up your gear.  Fred’s Team members get picked out by volunteers and escorted to Cherry Hill where you are handed water, Gatorade and pretzels.  After 26.2 miles all were welcome.

Despite the claims of my children about not being able to move post marathons, after catching up with Felicity we walked back from 77thish to the Hilton at 54th, and I was up to going out to dinner that night.

Overall, what a superb experience.  I was thrilled to be able to meet my fundraising goal, as well as my (admittedly amended) finishing goal.  Thanks again for everyone for the donations – I owe you all.

For the runners, I finished in 14876th place, 1748th in my age group, at a pace of 9.08/mile or 5.40/km with a time of 3.59.07.  Split times were:

BI Guys Strike Back 19 Oct ’11

 

The WhereScape NZ Team at laser Quest

The WhereScape Auckland team at laser quest

The WhereScape Auckland team meeting for September 2011 was held at the Megazone Laser Tag venue just off Ponsonby Road. For our second visit, fifteen people could make it this time so we had three teams of five which was perfect for the two level maze.

You can read the previous blog “Star Wars meets Ponsonby” to get the general idea of what we got up to, but needless to say it was three sessions for good, sweaty, laser fuelled fun in the dark.  Unfortunately for most of us there, age, stamina and experience didn’t seem to be any advantage over youth and exuberance.

As usual, some bar cruising Ponsonby style was the order of the day post Laser Quest, followed by some rather oversized burgers & fries at BurgerFuel.

Thanks again to those who could make it.

Steve

Tough Enough ??? 26 Sep ’11

July 2011

Once again the supreme athletes at WhereScape decided to escape the office and clients for a new event, the “Waikato Tough Guy and Gal Challenge”. As with the coastal challenge, we decided another team “leave no man (or woman) behind” approach was best to ensure we all actually finished !!!

It was a great 6km circuit north west of Auckland in Kumueu, consisting of hills, water, bogs, mud, a little bit of flat, more hills, more water, more bogs & more mud, finishing with a fifty metre long trench with mud and water up to our chests. Because there was a lot of tough, anti-softness talk going on in the office when we registered, we opted for the double circuit so 12km in total.

On the day, we all met at the end of the first 6km lap, regrouped and ran the second lap, meeting just before the finish line to do some tough press ups in a circle formation. We all crossed the line together in 1hr 32m which was a very good effort by all who participated. The two highlights were a few of us getting extra dirty with some fine old school rugby tackles and mud wrestling and a large eel swimming down the great trench as we were wading up it.

Once again, we were the only team to finish together and congratulations to all WhereScapers who made the event a great one. We’re all looking forward to next year……I think ?

The WhereScape team at the finish line

The WhereScape team at the finish line

This Year’s WhereScape Charity 8 Jun ’11

Generally we don’t publicise our charitable donations – it is the right thing to do, and that is enough for us.  Now, however, we are after all the exposure we can get.

This year I will be running the ING New York Marathon to raise funds for the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center.  And anyone can show their support.

Given some recent events, we have again chosen a cancer charity.  Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center has an excellent reputation – charity watch have them as one of their top rated charities (A rating) .  With Fred’s Team they also have a long association with running, which is popular pastime around the various WhereScape offices.

The marathon is November 6th, and we will be raising money up until mid October.  I will personally be paying for all travel and accommodation to and from New York, as well as donating.  WhereScape will also be donating – and we would also really like your help.

Giving is easy: we have just kicked off a fundraising page - please note that all donations are in US dollars.  Scott Humphrey has also graciously said that we can be the official charity for this year’s Pacific Northwest BI Summit.  But you don’t have to wait!  This is just like voting – give early and give often. 

Let’s see what we can do.

Coastal (not enough of a) Challenge 5 Apr ’11

Working for Wherescape means always being open to new experiences both in and out of the office, and so with much trepidation six of us persuaded each other that registering for the Coastal Challenge would be a great idea as we all love a challenge.  This is a run heading south down the coast of Auckland’s North Shore and finishing in Devonport.  We decided that the 33km “full monty” run would be too much for us and opted for the next longest distance of 22km.  We had heard that is was quite a tough course and so opted for a “leave no man behind” approach and aimed to all cross the line together, despite our very varied age, height, weight and running ability.

We were in for a shock as there were far more stretches of rock scrambling, wading and swimming that we had anticipated.  Only the last km of the race was on tarmac and the water, rocks and sand really made the preceding 21km very hard work.  We were all pretty exhausted by the time we crossed the finish line. We also escaped any serious injuries although most of us have a few new scars to remind us of some of the more challenging parts of the race.  We also learned that phrases on the Coastal Challenge website like “Deep water wading” actually meant “Swimming”!

The results for the 2011 event show near the bottom in the 22km mens section we came 97th-102nd in a time of 3hrs 39min 27secs, with all 6 of us crossing the line together as the only team finish.

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Sucking the oxygen from the migration conversation: Thoughts on Microsoft’s Parallel Data Warehouse 29 Nov ’10

When it comes to the analyst community there is none better than Merv Adrian. His comments at a briefing or a BBBT are insightful, if you can’t make a conference following @merv is a worthy substitute, and his blog is required reading.

One of his recent blogs is on SQL Server PDW – Microsoft Leaps Late, Lags with SQL Server PDW. The title is not the most positive, and while his analysis is of course sound, I still believe Microsoft SQL Sever 2008 R2 Parallel Data Warehouse (PDW) is a game changer.

Microsoft is not like any of the other MPP vendors – or other data warehouse database vendors for that matter. It already has volume, and owns the low and mid end markets. WhereScape has more SQL Server implementations that any other database platform. We see more new (or replacement) data warehouses built on SQL Server than any other platform. Despite often having perfectly good entry level and mid market offerings, the other database providers don’t even get a chance in many opportunities – SQL Server is the default choice and a good one.

We do see conversions from SQL Server to other databases (to be fair we also see conversions to SQL Server as well). The main reason we are given for converting from SQL Server is perceived scalability issues. I say perceived as often it is balance and configuration as much as scalability that it the issue.

This is where PDW and Microsoft SQL Server 2008 Fast Track Data Warehouse (Fast Track) are game changes. Microsoft is removing scale as a reason to migrate to another database. It is sucking the oxygen from the migration conversation. Database migrations are already a painful exercise. The appliance vendors have done their best to mitigate the disruption in some scenarios, but it is still not without (often substantial) cost in dollars and time.

There will still be some people who want to join the big-end data warehouse club by implementing an appliance, another relational database or a specialist data warehouse database. Just not so many. And the argument is made harder when the new platform is more expensive to licence and maintain than the old one.

But I don’t see PDW and Fast Track only appealing to the Microsoft base. Who, having seen a bunch of them in kilts at SQL Pass, I have to say are a scary lot. Microsoft’s customer base gives them an ideal place to gain momentum, and to establish a beachhead for attacking other markets. As their technology matures and the customer stories come out, it can’t be good for the other database players, especially the less established MPP vendors, to have another alternative in the market.

Merv talks about how Microsoft is hiring, and its team is excited and knowledgeable (as well as their base). Marry that with Microsoft’s traditional aggressive pricing, and I think we have a game on right now. And it is a new game.

Star Wars meets Ponsonby 20 Sep ’10

The initial part of the WhereScape Auckland team meeting for August 2010 was held at the Megazone Laser Tag venue just off Ponsonby Road.

This involves grown men (we couldn’t persuade any of the WhereScape woman to join us) putting on a jacket with lots of flashing lights and holding what looks like a giant laser powered plastic hairdryer.  Then, you all run around in the dark with added smoke in a 2 level maze and try and shoot each other and the other teams home base as many times as possible.  All the shots, hits and misses are recorded and scores calculated on an individual and team basis at the end of each game.  With gun names like “Javelin” and “Napalm” we all slipped in to serious soldier mode and proceeded to have a great time.  Despite it being a “non contact” activity, after 3 hot, sweaty games we had several accidents involving people running into each other at full speed and even a few bouts of man wrestling.

Can you spot the really scary looking dude in the photo ? We never found out his name…..

The second part of the evening was spent cruising the trendy bars in Ponsonby. 

Thanks to all who turned up for a great night.

Steve

 

 

 

Another Decade Begins 15 Jun ’10

On Saturday I had my 40th birthday party in the Dominion Bar in Mt Eden, Auckland, New Zealand.  The theme was “70’s meets Charity Shop Glam” and I must say there were some fantastic outfit efforts.

 

A Big thanks to all the WhereScape chaps who attended with their lovely, lucky ladies and also to Michael Whitehead who turned up as a “70’s boss” in full stay press grey business suit and tie(he managed to escape before the photo was taken).

 

 

There are actually a lot fewer wigs in the picture than you would think….can you spot them ?

Cycling Legends at Colville 31 Mar ’10

Once again, Steve, Jason and Doug and new recruit Jake took on the2010 Kona Colville Classic, a 72km (45 mile) mountain bike race around the tip of the Coromandel Peninsula (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel_Peninsula).  The section of the race around the top is not accessible by road so careful riding and packing of tools was required.  On the day, we all got round the course safely in one piece and with various levels of physical discomfort!

We all beat our previous 2009 times largely due to our increased fitness, strength and in part due to the fact there was no rain this year so no mud bath.  Photos show before (pre race nervous smiles at Colville) and after (rehydrating and carbo loading in Coromandel Town)

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According to post race banter, the 2011 race will continue to feature some WhereScapers on bikes……     

TDWI Webinar – can a techie present? 14 May ’09

WhereScape participated on a TDWI webinar today. The intention of this webinar was to position the current leaders in a newly defined category of Data Warehouse Automation tools against each other. The inspiration for this webinar was a thread in TDWI’s group on Linked In about WhereScape. And to their credit TDWI saw value in running this webinar to open up this discussion from an independant standpoint.

Our bit in webinar was supposed to be a 5 minute presentation by Mark our VP of Sales with myself present to answer any technical questions. Unfortunately due to technical problems I ended up having to do the presentation as well. Now I have seen the presentation (in longer form) several times, but to give it with a moments notice was tough. If I was incoherent then I apologise. If you are new to WhereScape I would recommend viewing our online videos, asking for a sales demo or catching the next Webinar that we are running (5/19/09 1pm PDT), register for this webinar or any others at WhereScape Seminars.

The short answer to “can a techie present?”, based on feedback from colleagues, is a resounding “almost”. But don’t give up the day job.